Jeremy Epstein might have a hard time getting a job out of college, but he certainly won't have a hard time getting laid this weekend
— Mark Ronson (@iamMarkRonson) October 17, 2012
Who Loves Coal More wasn't the debate topic I was expecting. #debate
— Charles P. Pierce (@ESQPolitics) October 17, 2012
I sort of feel like they're going to break out into a West Side Story dance fight. #debates
— Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) October 17, 2012
And the winner of this debate is... Long Island accents.
— lesley arfin (@lesleyarfin) October 17, 2012
"It's More Attractive to Go Offshore Than to Stay Here": new Cayman Islands Tourism Board slogan
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) October 17, 2012
Tonight's debate winner... binders... tonight's debate loser.... trapper keepers #debates
— Romney Binders (@RomneyBinders) October 17, 2012
The only thing I'm undecided about at this point is whether or not I need another glass o' wine... #debates
— Carolina Bermudez (@TheRealCarolina) October 17, 2012
Ok women, please, let's stop trying to be a special interest group.It does us no favors#debates#awkward
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) October 17, 2012
Women need flexibility in the workplace because they're the ones who have to cook dinner?
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) October 17, 2012
We are actually watching a pair of multimillionaires fight about the size of their pensions. "We are COMPLETELY off" says Candy Crowley
— The Cut (@TheCut) October 17, 2012
Guns don't kill people, single parents kill people. #debates
— Jennine Jacob (@thecoveted) October 17, 2012
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