Don't be fooled by Indian businessman Datta Phuge's walrus-like mustache and demure facial expression. The man's a world-class baller. Just take a whiff of his $22,700, gold, short-sleeved shirt. Smells like some good, old-fashioned cha-ching!
So why did Phuge hire 15 goldsmiths to create this shining combination of gold thread, velvet, and Swarovski-crystal-adorned buttons that's almost made us forget about Kanye West's crystal mask? "I know I am not the best looking man in the world," he says, "but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?" Surely no.

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