North West & Lorenzo’s Registry

When we heard that Snooki was planning an arranged marriage for her infant son Lorenzo and Kimye's 4-month-old Nori West, we got a bit carried away. All of a sudden, we began envisioning a wedding grander than that of Kate and Wills. And, since we may or may not be interested in securing an invite to the big event, we've found 10 perfect wedding gifts for the happy couple. For all of you who think Lorenzo may not be good enough for the likes of Nori, Snooks makes a valid point: He is the prince of Jersey.