Aziz Ansari Explains Why Being Single Sucks

Hello, you there! Take a break from texting that special someone you've been trying to go on an OKCupid date with for the last three months and watch this video. Aziz Ansari, in typical fashion, is about to drop some bombs on you. Not surprising bombs, per se, but he does explain why your single life is painful and kind of awful and very annoying.

The problem? Your phone, obviously. As Ansari astutely points out while chatting with Conan O'Brien, texting has turned everyone into a bunch of flakes unable to actually hang out with each other. And, he's so right. But, on the bright side, you could cancel your plans for the afternoon at the last minute and spend the afternoon watching more Aziz, right? Fair trade? We think so.