Everyone said the world would end in 2012. However, we have just received information that it is ending today. Proof comes in the form of a Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch ultimate dance-off mashup video. Obviously, material of such a sensitive nature has the power to create a black hole that will suck in the entire universe and convert into a Cumberbeyotch Tumblr.
Although, to be quite honest, this isn't quite the be-all, end-all. That would truly occur if Hiddles and Cumbyboo saw this, met for tea and biscuits at the local Ginger Men's Club, and discussed the matter. The only logical conclusion would be for them to indeed conduct such a dance-off in real life. We pray for this for obvious reasons, but also out of a sense of moral justice. Because, as you can see, Cumberbatch clearly got the short end of the stick. We have a feeling he has better moves up his sleeve, when his game is on.
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