Lactress /lak-triss/ Definition: actress currently lactating through her shirt while waiting for lunch order. Usage: "Haha look, a lactress"
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 4, 2014ALERT for new moms only! Everyone else go back to having sex. ... Are they gone? Ok... Cosabella makes a non-hideous nursing bra. (Mic drop)
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 14, 2014I could watch Paranormal Activity 2, or just catch a glimpse of my sleeping kid on the baby monitor. Jesus. #thanksHollywood
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 20, 2014This year, instead of attending the "Met Ball", I leaked milk, and ate an entire napkin while inhaling a felafel.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 7, 2014Turns out the iPhone can be fully submerged in breast milk, and yet I've never once seen that in an ad. Come on, Apple, know your audience.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 3, 2014Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014Jason observed that a breast pump looks like something Katy Perry would wear to perform at the VMAs. #accurate #milkyfashion
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 26, 2014