J.Lo Instagrams Drunk Driving Accident

Okay, before we begin, we're going to issue a warning. This post is about something bad happening to Jennifer Lopez's rear end. So go ahead and get all the possible jokes out of your system now.

All done? Good, because now we're going to make you feel really guilty. Lopez was riding in a car with pal Leah Remini yesterday when they were rear-ended by a "drunk fool" (her words).

"Sitting at a light, riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip," the star posted. "Thank god everyone ok!!! #GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird."

The only thing scarier than being ripped a new one by Jenny From The Block? The fact that Lopez's twins and Remini's daughter were also in the car. The group was en route to a Demi Lovato concert, and thankfully made it there without injury or further incident.

Here's hoping J.Lo called the police on this "fool." Get it together, Malibu boozers.