Miley Cyrus’ Tights Commercial Is Very, Well, Miley

If you thought Miley Cyrus painting her pig's nails was bad, just wait 'til you see her dismember a teddy bear. The poor thing never stood a chance.

The teddy torture is all part of the pop star's campy new Rock Your Legs tights campaign for Golden Lady. Shot by Terry Richardson (boo! hiss!), the sassy commercial shows Cyrus squeezing a heart-shaped balloon, unleashing her inner Tawny Kitaen on the hood of a car, and kicking back in bed. And, yep, she's topless for half of it.

If MiCy really wanted to impress us, she'd show us how those tights hold up after a hardcore twerking session. Can you do arts and crafts with your mini menagerie without getting a run? How about straddling a wrecking ball?

Watch the commercial below to see Miley strut her stuff in her colorful stockings. Try to keep your eyes on the tights.