1. She'a "badass chick." Obviously.
According to Kunis, "I could teach a class on 'How to be an awesome, badass chick who knows how to take apart & put together a gun blindfolded, make a four-course meal, and parallel park the shit out of a car.'" When's enrollment? 2. She and Ashton have swapped spit with the same celebrity.
"There's one person in the world that both Ashton and I have kissed, and that's Natalie Portman," the Black Swan star revealed. In case you were wondering, Portman was a "lovely kisser, very polite."
3. She watches The Bachelor.
"Currently, I guess the only thing I have to watch is The Bachelor," she admitted. "But that's so depressing. It's the first season I'm ever watching it. But it's so addictive. I mean, it's unbelievably addicting. In all 15 seasons or so they've done this, I've never sat down to watch it. But now
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oh my god, these women are crazy!"4. She loves being a stay-at-home mom.
"It [motherhood] is the most life-changing experience you can have, in my opinion," Kunis said. "EVERYTHING changed. I am proud to be a stay-at-home mom. I have no desire to be in front of the camera. I find her to be the most challenging job I've had. The amount of love that you have, the type of love that you have, changes, the way you look at the world changes... everything has changed, because of her. I want an eco-friendly car, I want to compost everything, because I want the world to be better for her. And you have the opportunity to make a really great child for the world. Or a really great human being."
5. Ashton Kutcher smells like a man.
Wonder no more, folks. "He smells like a man. A real man! But he smells like a man. He does not wear cologne. But he makes sure he showers. Never offending. He has a very good natural smell about him, yeah."