James Van Der Beek and Anna Camp are the perfect
home-shopping network hosts in this new Funny or Die video that takes aim at Indiana's law
for "religious freedom." No, you cannot buy fancy porcelain plates
for you and your same-gender significant other on this Indiana channel, thank you very much! It's hard to stay in business when you're busy worrying if your customers are living a life of sin.
"I mean, can you imagine a world in which a gay couple
asks you to make a cake, and then you have to sit down and make it?" asks Camp.
"What's next? All of a sudden I'll leave my wife Cindy
and go shack up with Don in a post-modern in Palm Springs?" retorts Van
Der Beek. "I mean, that's ridiculous."
They're the perfect actors to play toothy blonde TV hosts.
Van Der Beek has been especially on point the past few years, taking parts that poke fun at his Dawson's Creek past, like his recurring role as, well, himself in Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23. Camp, of course, is
reprising her role as the prissiest Bella on the block in Pitch Perfect 2, which we can't aca-wait for. But, she'll always be
True Blood's sacrificial lamb, Sarah Newlin, to us. (Funny or Die)