Drake & Madonna Made Out At Coachella

There are some things you cannot unsee. Now, you can go ahead and file "Drake and Madonna making out" under that category. On Sunday night, Drake took the stage at Coachella. According to The Hollywood Reporter, it was a fairly forgettable performance. He "made a hit-and-miss debut at the fest," wrote Steven Horowitz.  "During his 75-minute set, he notably leaned on the softer, more emotive side of his catalog, dotting long stretches of songs with a few cuts that revved up the massive crowd." But, who cares? Because when you add a make out session with Madonna, it doesn't matter what songs he sang before that moment. Plus, Drizzy is nothing if not a softer, more emotive man. Also, I'm not currently accepting criticism of Drake.  The pop icon joined Drizzy on stage after he sang "Madonna," a track of his February mixtape If You're Reading This It's Too Late.  Then, Madge just kinda went for it; by "it," I mean Drake's face, of course. Before she walked off stage, she reminded the crowd: "Bitch, I'm Madonna." Normally, I'd feel jealous about something like this. You could say I've spent the better part of a year waiting for Drake to take me out on a date for snacks. But, this is just too rad and important to feel anything but impressed. Check out the incredible footage below.