Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Are Not Getting A Divorce

Will Smith has decided to take pity on those ready to declare that love is dead. Rumors that he and wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, are getting a divorce have been swirling for years. However, they reached fever pitch today. So Smith took to Facebook to put the rumors to rest, writing, "Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness. (Because it's contagious) But, so many people have extended me their "deepest condolences" that I figured - "What the hell... I can be foolish, too!" So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness... Jada and I are. NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -) I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself!"

And in case you're thinking maybe Will is in the dark about his wife's plans to end their marriage, Pinkett Smith tweeted her royal agreement, writing, "My king has spoken."

Now all that's left is to get the rest of the family involved. I look forward to Jaden's haiku on the brevity of all relationships, and Willow's accompanying rap.