Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Divorce Nanny Twitter

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On June 30, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck announced they were splitting up after 10 years of marriage. Within weeks of this announcement, rumors began circulating that the reason for their divorce was Affleck's alleged romance with nanny Christine Ouzounian. A representative for Affleck told Refinery29 that the claims about Ben and the nanny are "full of lies." But, apparently that's not enough for the general population of Twitter. Some brave Americans have taken it upon themselves to do some freelance detective work to get to the "real" reason Ben and Jen are ending their marriage. When a Twitter troll is trolling, there's nothing you can do except sit back, relax, and watch the batshit insanity unfold. Here are the most popular (read: disgusting) theories from the sleuths of Twitter.

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1. The nanny broke up Ben and Jen, but it's only because she's crazy hot. Everyone knows you never hire a hot nanny, AND IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, YOUR POINT BECOMES MORE VALID.

Jennifer Garner should've known better than to hire that fine ass 28 yr old girl as a nanny! No excuse for cheating, but she bad AF!
— Vinny Idol (@FinesseBeebs) August 12, 2015

ITS JENNIFER GARNER'S FAULT JUST AS MUCH AS BATTFLECK, YOU NEVER EVER EVER HIRE A HOT 25 YEAR OLD SINGLE NANNY, EVER ❗
— BAT-HARLEY ❗ (@CrayzeeHarley) August 14, 2015

Why do Jennifer Garner hire a hot nanny like if I was married to a hot husband you better believe the nanny wouldn't be cute
— cdawwwg (@cassiedaigle) August 2, 2015

I wouldn't call Jennifer Garner ugly, but it should be common sense that you don't hire a nanny who's better looking than you are.
— Jennifer (@jenn_aquarian) August 2, 2015

The Affleck's former nanny is TURBO HOT.
— RB (@RBPundit) August 12, 2015

2. Affleck is a professional actor, and any affairs he had were part of his method. He should not be criticized for that.

Can we all just discuss how Ben Affleck had an affair with the nanny and how he learned NOTHING FROM GONE GIRL.
— Simone (@youropenpalms) August 18, 2015

Ben Affleck is supposedly guilty for fucking his nanny. Well what do you expect? He's a method actor getting in research for playing the
— MIKEOL (@DJMIKEOLMUSIC) August 9, 2015

3. You know what, guys? This whole divorce can really be boiled down to Garner's affinity for mom jeans. Maybe if she dressed hotter, Affleck wouldn't have strayed.

someone tell jen garner to stop wearing workout sneakers with her jeans. disgusting
— elizabeth (@darlinLizzy) May 28, 2011

I'm wearing bootcut jeans today and I don't care if they aren't in style. This one's for you #JenniferGarner! #idowhatiwant
— Jennifer Jessee (@jljessee) May 15, 2015

I'm more upset that Jennifer Garner gets to be married to Batman? Like really? Jennifer Garner? She wears mom jeans.
— Fiorella (@funkerellaa) August 23, 2013

If Jennifer Garner doesn't want to be known as the wife of Ben Affleck, then she should lose the mom jeans and star in a decent movie.
— Shari Blair (@TheNewYawker) August 13, 2013

4. Plus, she's like, so boring, you guys. Ouzounian is fun. Just look at what a blast she's having pumping gas.

Jennifer Garner's as boring as sliced bread but she still deserves better than that.
— CelebrityWhora (@TheFindingsofMe) August 13, 2015

Jennifer Garner is like an animated wet blanket. Like the mom jeans version of Debbie Downer.
— Anne Surly (@AnneSurly) March 2, 2014

5. We're not totally sure what happened, but Ouzounian is 100% bad for both homes and the porn industry.

There is no better word to describe Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner's nanny= HOMEWRECKER.
— Lindsay (@hashtaglinZ) August 12, 2015

Of course Ben Affleck former Nanny wants a reality tv show.Another nobody getting famous for laying on her back but being a porn star is bad
— Willie L (@TheRealWillLich) August 17, 2015