Miley Cyrus Is Probably Not Hooking Up With Dane Cook

File this one under random celebrity dating rumors we'd never have dreamed up: Miley Cyrus has been "hooking up" with comedian Dane Cook. Let that sink in. Us Weekly reported the rumored romance yesterday, claiming that the two pals have been seeing each other on the sly. E! News went straight to the source to see if there was any truth to the claim. While Cook didn't spit it out and issue a firm "no," his jokey response suggests that he and the pop star are less than bedmates. Or maybe that's just what he wants us to think? So confused. "I'm always the last to know these things," the actor quipped. "Just let Miley know that I'll pick her up for dinner at 8." Hmmm. We'll be keeping an eye on these two for now. We can't quite wrap our heads around the possibility of a Cook/Cyrus pairing, but we also couldn't wrap our heads around the possibility of Cook as a rom-com leading man, and that went on for some time. Sometimes you just never know.