Keep your damn government hands off my Pink Dragon says @RandPaul #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/XgxJNBFInm
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Matt Haughey, founder of MetaFilter, has founded a new campaign-season pet project: photoshopping sex toys into photos of politicians holding guns. The results are glorious! Haughey told Twitter about the project, hashtagged #GOPdildo, a few days ago. Since then, we've been #blessed with photos of Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, Mitch McConnell, and Marco Rubio toting some very big dildos.
When @tedcruz faces tough questions from the press, he keeps Ol' Trusty Blue by his side #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/gD04LSQJ27
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
When @marcorubio pulls out Big Blue at a show, everyone notices #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/b3VaMxXeAu
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Mitch McConnell and his favorite Rosy Red wonder #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/473ZoYnAhq
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Mike Huckabee with his Leopard Wonder #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/tFcSkfkMf1
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
All eyes are on @BobbyJindal's glorious Pink Double Troublemaker #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/1d7qvT1pje
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
At a black tie event, you only show off your most prized possessions #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/nxmEEzdxVS
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 6, 2015