Justin Timberlake’s “Can’t Stop The Feeling!” Video Glorifies People Who Ruin My Life

I'm ready to admit two things. One: I think Justin Timberlake's new song, "Can't Stop the Feeling," is catchy as hell. And two: The video for it was like a who's-who of the most annoying people in my life.

To be clear, the people themselves aren't annoying. Most of them are lovely and not doing anything criminally insane. But they have become so intertwined with larger inconveniences in my life that they have unfortunately earned a spot on my shit list. Their micro-aggressions are the type that perhaps no one else will notice, but manage to crawl under my skin and set up shop there, waiting for me to explode.

Ahead, a completely ridiculous breakdown of all the people in Timberlake's hot new video who crush my soul without knowing it.