I Tried The Most Famous Vibrator On Amazon (According To 59,000 Orgasmic Reviews)

We call them hidden gems, but it's no secret that Amazon boasts a treasure trove of the internet's most viral products at insanely affordable prices. From essential travel accessories to deals on ergonomic office chairs to cult-favorite cleaning supplies, Amazon's proverbial shelves are chock-full of must-haves. With swift shipping, discreet doorstep delivery, and seemingly endless stock, it's no surprise that the smorgasbord of sex toys on Amazon is one of the best out there. However, one viral vibe has skyrocketed to the proverbial top with its best-selling status. If you're looking for a clitoral stimulator or oral sex toy on Amazon, the Satisfyer Pro 2 cannot be beat. According to the suction vibrator's 59,050 reviews (and counting), the Satisfyer is essential in its ability to get you off. Every. Damn. Time. Available in three colors — chic rose gold, icy blue, and frosted violet — Amazon's most famous vibrator is made even better by its incredibly affordable price tag, which rises to the top of all sex toy deals (with an astounding 43% off in honor of Amazon Prime's Big Deals Day) next week.

"I feel like I've been exorcised.," states one satisfied customer. "Will rob your body and soul like a thief in the night," attests another. "I could feel colors and smell numbers," brags another. You get the picture. With such endless hype surrounding this "famous" vibrator, I knew I needed to try it out for myself. Keep reading to see why I totally get why the Satisfyer Pro 2 earned its spot in the Amazon Clitoral Stimulator Hall of Fame, where it stacks up among the best oral sex toys, and why you should be carting this ultra-affordable vibrator right now.

The top-seller's stimulating secret lies within the brand's patented Air Pulse Technology, which is said to achieve the effect of "touch-free stimulation." The vibrator is crafted with a soft silicone tip that surrounds the clitoris and, when turned on, releases gentle pulsating pressure waves. One reviewer describes the feeling as "like suction, yes, but not quite. It sorta feels like a vibrator, but not exactly. The best way I can explain it is that you create this 'vacuum' by creating the seal around your most sensitive bits, and then there’s something inside that vibrates just above the clitoris but doesn’t touch it. The suction, combined with the motion, it’s a very unique feeling. I’m having a difficult time describing it, so let me just say — it’s amazing." And after trying it myself, I have to agree.

Unlike other suction vibrators which use a supersoft silicone body and mouth to suck your clit into it for an overwhelming (and sometimes too strong!) sensation, the Satisfyer is different. I was personally surprised by the heft of the Satisfyer. Compared to my other oral sex toys, it's much larger, due to its hard, unbendable handle and head. In fact, the only thing soft about the Satisfyer is its mouth, which, once placed between my legs, felt like a much a slower build than the rest in my collection.

In fact, as I tried the first of its 11 intensities, its air pulses felt more like a warm breath than anything stronger. After pushing it up to its fifth speed and still not really feeling much (maybe as much as a soft tongue lick along with a puff of air), I went back to the drawing board. I refused to believe that 59k orgasmic reviews were lying to me. Where was the super-powered orgasm I'd been promised? After a little repositioning, I learned I hadn't properly angled the sex toy, so the mouth wasn't creating the necessary 'vacuum seal' it needed to properly stimulate the clit. Pro tip: If this happens to you, don't be discouraged! We are all shaped differently (clits and all!), and due to the inflexible shape of the toy, it might take a while to get that perfect angle for complete sealage. But you know what they say — if at first you don't succeed, try and try again (for that orgasm). And boy, once I did...

With a slight widening of my legs and a tilt of my hips, I finally felt the non-touch stimulation the reviewers had been raving about. And within seconds, my orgasm made itself seen and heard. Loudly. I was also surprised that the next day, though my muscles were sore from contracting so hard, my clit itself was not. Because it works with non-touch stimulation, there's no residual discomfort from friction with silicone toy parts, which was a huge bonus.

Unsurprisingly, a deep scroll through the 59,000 reviews reveals that the Satisfyer Pro 2 has gone fully global — with Amazon ratings from the U.S., Spain, Germany, the United Kingdom, and beyond — demonstrating that this sex toy speaks every [body] language. As one reviewer passionately put it, "Ladies, if nothing else, get this toy. For a long time, I thought my clit was broken...I was wrong. After using this for about five minutes on different settings, I had my first orgasm. Invest in this because it pays off. Not only is it effective, but it’s super easy to clean and it charges quickly."

Other bonuses include waterproof capabilities, a 15-year product protection plan, whisper-quiet vibrating, USB charging, and the ability to accessorize down the road with additional bells and whistles (check out the brand's official Amazon storefront for Satisfyer attachments). 

Honestly, (especially for this price), there's no reason not to treat yourself to a nonstop orgasm machine that won't leave your clit sore but will leave you with body twitching, heart-racing adrenaline.