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Should You Go Out Tonight?

Tonight, when you're winding down from work and wondering what to do with yourself, you're going to have a decision to make. Should you cave to the pressure of being a Fun Person With A Social Life and go out, or are you dreaming of other things — things like night cheese and quality time with your cat?
Cat people know what a predicament this creates. The decision, which would otherwise be a simple list of pros and cons, quickly becomes a multi-question, multi-answer ordeal. A cat's needs ALWAYS take precedence over a human's, so you're going to need some help. And, this definitive, logical, and scientifically tested decision tree is that help. Follow its lead, and you'll make the right call, every time.
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