Jeans For The 1% — Behold, The $12,500 Bedazzled Boyfriend Jean

Talk about fast fashion. Dolce & Gabbana's spring '15 collection debuted in Milan exactly 11 days ago — and it's already available for pre-order via M'oda Operandi. And, while the romantic tiered dresses and pearl-heeled pumps are about as pricey as you'd expect a designer collection to be, we have bad news for anyone who dreamed of owning those Swarovski crystal-embellished boyfriend jeans. Those babies cost $12,500, thus making them strictly for the one percenters among us.

More pieces from the collection are available at M'oda, including a $35,000 cocktail dress and an $80,000 gold bustier featuring a Sacred Heart (that we seriously hope FKA Twigs plans on ordering).

Click ahead to see the denim financial equivalent of an economy car. And, let us know in the comments if you're actually planning on ordering. Because, if so, we want a loan.