Okay, not really.
But, a copy of the most-coveted invitation on the planet did just emerge online. In a perfect world, it would be addressed to Refinery29 HQ, New York, NY. Upon receiving it, we would immediately book an appointment at the Sally Hershberger salon, because an occasion like this justifies spending $600 on a haircut.
Then, we would call our close, personal friend Tom Ford to dress us to the hilt. Next stop, Expedia, so we could book a first-class flight to London, where (one of) George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's weddings will be held on October 25. We'd obviously text expected guests John Krasinski and Emily Blunt to make sure we're on the same flight. But, then we couldn't watch Edge of Tomorrow on the plane, because Em hates seeing herself on screen. Maybe we'll just sit behind her.
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Our last step would be the trickiest of all, because what do you buy the couple who has everything? We checked with the Danesfield House Hotel, where the London ceremony will be held, and they have a strict no Capybara policy, so scratch that.
Mind you, Clooney and his bride-to-be will also be getting married in Venice and Lake Como, so we're still holding out hope for an invitation to one of those celebrations. Remember George: no us, no capybara. Your loss, dude. (Pink Is The New Blog)
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