Wanted: Feisty Miami Latinas For Jersey Shore Pt. 2

Could you imagine a Jersey Shore without Snooki? Impossible, right? No matter what your feelings are about the MTV blockbuster, even the most discerning critic must give the production group props for their immaculate casting. Now, the same pros are behind a new show touting itself as the next Jersey Shore, but with Latin roots. 495 Productions and Doron Ofir Casting are on the lookout for a killer (or at least controversial) cast of Latina goddesses — their search is obviously expected to garner several Miami locals. They’re looking for beauty, confidence, and fierce attitudes. Love of pickles, catchphrases, and arrest records are just optional. The production group has few qualifications (you must be between the ages of 21 and 35, and "appear" as Latina), but the application is pretty extensive, involving a long list of fill-ins and a video submission. If you’re one for ridiculousness and you’re not afraid to flaunt it (on national television), we suggest you take your chances and make Miami proud. Or at least sensational...