Staycation Time: Hotels For A Disappearing Act

Even if your boy didn't go and cheat on you like the loser in Whitney Houston's song, we like where the formerly fabulous songstress was going with the whole hotel thing. There's nothing better than getting into freshly ironed, crisp sheets, swigging champagne from the fully-stocked mini-bar, or getting all steamed up under that gigantic shower head. And while we usually only get to check in when we're checking out of NYC, we think there's something to be said for a staycation; You know, when you don't want to go back to that messy apartment and the roommate with the boyfriend that looks like the dude version Lisbeth Salander. Plus, it's swe-et to fly under the radar for a hot second—turn the cell phones off, stay anonymous, hide-out...shh! With that in mind, we've put together a tiny cheat-sheet of 3 hotels to hit up when you need to get away from it all with a metro card, not a plane ticket.