FALLON’s New Therapy Collection Is Better Than Xanax

Man, sometimes Mondays really are manic. And suck. Hard. Specifically, today's weather has put a damper on our summer fashion aspirations—witness our bedraggled ballet flats, soaked skinnies, and an umbrella that looks like it met Mike Tyson. Luckily, FALLON's newest collection, "Therapy," saves you a visit to your therapist, or another one of those Melatonin brownies (kidding!). Cuffs, rings, necklaces, and earrings capture every possible mood, from "aloof" and "bored" to "unlovable" and "adored." Sure, some of the catchphrases aren't exactly cheery, but it can be cleansing to wear your emotions on your sleeve—literally. We'd love to get our heads on those mood elevators earrings...100 mg please!