The Man Behind Built-In Penis Underwear Is Back With Snuggle Pocket Briefs

We knew we hadn't seen the last of Andrew Christian, the "celebrity fashion designer" (adding the celebrity before his title was so inevitable it hurts) behind the built-in penis underwear. And what better time to make a reappearance in the big wide world of men's underwear design than Valentine's Day? While his previous offering, the Jock Flirt, was meant to protect your junk from inclement weather (perfect for the icy chills today, right?), his latest skivvy situation, the "Sweetheart Brief," streamlines your business with a unique hang-free pouch. According to the press release, when you slip these babies on, "your package falls naturally into the super soft snuggle pocket...the pouch virtually eliminates sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating, and chafing." Oh, and the back is "sheer, sexy, red mesh...that allows a hint of skin to show through." You better believe the Sweetheart Brief is a limited-edition style (only 450 made), but what would you expect when it comes in a red, heart-shaped tin? Nothing quite says Valentine's Day like hearts. Or, soft snuggle pockets. How many go-go boys at Splash will be getting this in two weeks?