The Top 6 Reasons You NEED This Hat

So, we were whiling away an afternoon, dream-shopping on Opening Ceremony, when we came across...this. Let's get the questions out of the way first: Yes, it's a hat, and no, it's not a joke.

The Sunblock Hat was created by A. Halford, designer for up-and-coming label 69. According to OC, Halford "keeps his/her identity meticulously mysterious" to create gender-neutral designs, which is actually a really cool idea. But, we know what you're thinking: Cool or not, I'm not going outside in an Orko costume, lady.

But, we can see so many reasons to add the Sunblock Hat to your headgear arsenal — and no, those reasons do not include your deep, personal love of Dumb Donald, or your not knowing what actual sunblock is. Click on for the top six reasons to get weird this summer...