How Not To Give A Wedding Speech

Newsflash to anyone who thinks wedding season is over: Wedding season is never over. It is all the time. It's on your Facebook feed. It's on your Instagram. It's draining your bank account for everything you've got. And, if you've been selected as a member of the wedding party — or if your close relative is the one getting hitched — you may be called to make a speech at the reception.

For some people this comes naturally. Make 'em laugh, make 'em cry, etc. But, for those who look to pop culture for just about every life decision, here are 12 cues you shouldn't use for when the champagne glasses start clinking. Ahead, a list of don'ts.