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Did December 25 disappoint on the swag front? Did you get a Santa diss? Are you currently drowning in bath salts, socks and vouchers for stores you haven’t set foot in since the age of 13? Well, it could have been a whole lot worse. Honestly.

And, to prove our point, we’ve dedicated hours to finding the most bizarre, offensive, and downright insulting Christmas presents around (yeah, yeah, we have way too much time on our hands). Think of it as our yuletide gift to you.

From creepy Christian Grey charm bracelets to the most disturbing shower gel dispenser we’ve ever seen, this is what scraping the bottom of Santa’s sleigh looks like...

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