Walk Of Shame Shoes? Del Toro x Moda Operandi Made ‘Em Happen

Sometimes you don't wanna talk. Sometimes you want your clothes to do the talking for you. And for those very moments, we suggest you call upon Del Toro's cheeky new loafers, on sale exclusively at Moda Operandi. The boutique, which launched this morning, is chock-full of luxe slip-ons emblazoned with tongue-in-cheek phrases perfect for the collegiate set and beyond.

You see, the kicks say things like, "Walk Of Shame," "Hair Of The Dog," and "Shit Happens." Catch is: All the quotables are on a crest and written in Latin so your passersby and shoe admirers will be none the wiser. In school-inspired colors that go with grown-up ensembles, too, the velvet shoes will set you back $340. Or, for the same price, you can invest in a totally customizable pair with hues and initials of your choice. Consider it an investment in your education. You are, after all, learning Latin.