Finally, someone understands us. This Graffiti Cocktail Shaker combines two of our loves: booze and spy gear. Who will guess that the little shaky-shaky-shaky you're doing with that spray paint is really meant to bomb your insides—not a city wall. Since spray paint is technically illegal in Cook County but dry martinis are perfectly sound, we're huge fans of this lil guy. Pre-order yours from MCA Online, they'll ship in July. Don't be the only one on your tag crew without one. (Curated)