Is This NYC’s Funniest Twitterer?

They make for a cute, very non-sexual pairing—the jewelry designer who blings out Blake Lively and Emma Watson and the affable Asian photographer who's making flashbulbs at NYC fashion parties and gay clubs, but, combined, Fenton/Fallon's Dana Lorenz and Hanuk Hanuk could capture any dude they want with their off-the-walls, peeing-in-your-pants senses of humor. So, really, it made a hell of a lot of sense to ask the funniest people in the room to join forces for you guys—we asked Lorenz to curate a selection of Hanuk Hanuk's ridiculous tweets, which if you don't follow him, are ten times more hilarious than Kristen Wiig's roomate in Bridesmaids. Dana got all of our top gems, a potent stream of consciousness that's weird, sexual, and kinky in the best possible way. Oh, and her Twitter account ain't to shabby either...