Secret Pictures From Chelsea Clinton’s Honeymoon

It sure looks like Chelsea Clinton is having fun with her new husband, Marc Mezvinsky, on her mysterious honeymoon. While the location remains hush-hush, our favorite crazy artist (with the equally crazy name), aleXsandro Palombo, has placed the happy couple (who rock suspiciously bangin' bodies) in a tropical paradise, where they get up to some frisky and risky business. While the Clinton-Mezvinskys' originally seem to be having a ball—embracing on the beach, frolicking in the waves, or looking cheese-tastic in luaus—the vacay suddenly takes a turn for the worse as they run into their very own shark week. Plus, look for cameos by a distraught Hilary and Bill, and a pro-active Barack Obama, who's on the case like it's the BP Oil Spill. Ok, ok, so Us Weekly ain't gonna pick up this story, but it's definitely worth a laugh.