As the enthusiastic Brian Sloan (maker of the Autoblow 2, Mangasm, and Ladygasm adult-toy lines) explains in the video above, the Slaphappy is one of the most versatile and convenient sex toys around — especially if you prefer for your vibrator to double as a spanking instrument. Nothing like lugging around an additional paddle to make your lovemaking feel dull.
Currently in the crowdfunding stages, Slaphappy will retail for $65 once it hits the market, but if you choose to (anonymously) donate to its cause, you can get it for a low price of $30. And, with its ability to transition smoothly from a solo vibe to a couples' toy to a hand-saving makeshift whip, you'll get more than your money's worth. Did we mention you can choose between two colors — the classic-vibrator pink or the couples' toy-neutral black — and that it can bend up to 90 degrees?
As the infographics on its Indiegogo page suggest, the Slaphappy is designed to meet all of your needs, or, one could say, hit most of the seven zones. If its versatility doesn't win you over, the repeated slogan, "Rigid vibrators are for rigid people!" may be enough to make you liven up your self-love session. Is this what it looks like to throw shade in the sex-toy industry?
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